A: Why are you in commerce?
B: To keep my options open
C: What do you want to do?
B: I think there is a future in software engineering
A: Then why do you wan’t to do commerce?
B: I might also take up fashion designing (Apparently, there is some unfathomable connection between the two careers)
A: Again, why did you take up commerece?
B: Tuje kuch nahi malum, tu chup bait (You don’t know anything, so shut up) (This is B’s answer to anything that the universe manages to throw at him)
That from a guy who left 12th standard studies to, in his own words “become a hero”
and I live in the most metropolitan city in this country.